Navigators:

When Sea Vixens first entered service onboard the navy carriers, the pilots were not at all happy because they would have to fly with navigators! One young pilot was moaning away in the wardroom when a veteran pilot overheard him, saying "You shouldn't be running down the navigators son, I owe my life to one. We ditched in the desert miles from anywhere, no food, only a little water and the sun was merciless"

" What did your navigator do" said the young pilot, "Lead you back to civilisation?"

"No", said the veteran pilot, "I ate him!"

Definitition:

1. Sea Thong = Type of seaweed

2. Sea Thong = Sods opera for the verbally handicapped

3. Sea Thong - Wrens Underwear

Headline:

two ships collide, one injured

Definition of an Aircraft Carrier:

Large ungainly craft whose chief characteristic is a large wide deck for aircraft to land on and for the convenience of which the funnel is placed at the side of the vessel - And I thought it was for Deck Hockey!